Flynnigan's Shenanigans

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March 2011

Reblog if you want (4) honest opinions about you...

trannyboy: everysongisaboutsex: headachehead: tyleroakley: oh my fucking god O______________O what did I just watch….. WTF just happened. …on the bright side they didn’t have it memorized?

How Dysphoria Really Feels

man-over-matter: When people ask me what dysphoria is like, I never know how to tell them. How do you convey something so huge? Read More

Who came up with kisses? The very first kiss must...

housefire-saltwater: thatkidnotch: technicolourpuke: I SCREAMED ACTUALLY they think it might have first started out as a parent/child thing, the parent would chew the food then give it to the child that way. How it became erotic is beyond me. /NERDNERDNERD ^^^ LOL It might have become erotic if as a child was growing up and wanted to show another person that they appreciated them...

Follow this girl, I love her. :)

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One thing that really irks me is when the girl or...

Sooner or later I’m gonna run out of people, you know.

Just took a shower

little-brother: it’s been like a week gpoy

Words for vaginas and sex, brought to you by The L...

Tina: I have a friend in England and her daughter calls it front bottom.
Shane: Front bottom?  That's twisted.
Alice: I had a girlfriend once--yes, remember when I had a girlfriend?  Uhm no, but she called it her Pretty Pink Pearl.  PPP.
Carmen: Not to be confused with her peepee.
Bette: You know what's really lovely?  Yoni.  It's Sanscrit.
Alice: No no, I like, like a non-Sanscrit, trashy thing like tongue trap.
Shane: Yeah.
Carmen: Or a, uh, bald man in a boat.
Shane: Breakfast of champions!
Tina: Munchbox!
Bette: Weewee.
Carmen: Haha!
Alice: Hoohoo!
Bette: Meme!
Shane: Fuck hole!  What else?
Alice: Calcunta.
Carmen: Hey, Kit!
Alice: What's wrong?
Bette: What's going on?
Kit: Just found out I've got menopause.
Carmen: Aww, Kit, oh.
Tina: No, it's okay.  No more periods!
Alice: Yeah!  You don't have to take Carey to the prom anymore.
Bette: No more moodswings...eventually.
Tina: No more tampons or pads.
Carmen: No more midol or excedrin or tylenol or any of that stuff!
Kit: Yeah, but once the monkey goes south that's the end of it.
Bette: No!  Kit that's not true.  There are a lot of menopausal women who are very sexually active.
Shane: Yeah, it's true.  You can still get it on.
Carmen: You are still gonna be doing the hanky panky until the cows come home.
Alice: Yeah, get yourself a little hot beef injection tonight and feel better!
Bette: You can dip the chip.
Tina: Bang the box.
Carmen: Sweep out the chimney.
Shane: Ahhh, you can stretch that leather.
Alice: Bump uglies!
Kit: Dip n dot!
Bette: Shake the sheets.
Alice: Crack the neck.
Bette: Get some skank on the hang low.
Alice: Ride the bologna pony.
Kit: Give that dog a bone!
Carmen: Okay, uhm, uhm, PUT SOME BEEF IN YO TACO!
Shane: Ride that beef bus to tuna town.
Carmen: Oh, that was so sexy, I'm so glad you said that.
 FAVORITE EPISODE EVER.

disrespectallsurroundings asked: haha as long as you pay me a visit (:

disrespectallsurroundings asked: oh my god then you'd be rich AND not cuddle-deprived

sebastianshortcakes asked: if faced with the choice of being able to watch only one movie for the rest of your life, what movie would it be?

giggleandstuff-deactivated20110 asked: Cool Beans
I recited one of Andrea Gibson's poems in my poetry class last semester (blue blanket i think it was called)
She's a really nice poet and her delivery is...on point (for lack of better words)

disrespectallsurroundings asked: alas. i obviously must acquire a puppy for the sake of a cuddle buddy.

disrespectallsurroundings asked: pittsburghhh.

disrespectallsurroundings asked: you best be within driving distance.

scout-pilgrim: They like to sleep They only want to cuddle when you’re busy Mess up once and they hate you forever Unless you buy them something they really really love They hide the fact that they poop O.o it’s so truuuuuuuuue

disrespectallsurroundings asked: fuck yes. sleeping alone is terrible. i'm so down.

disrespectallsurroundings asked: damn i'd cuddle with you, you're adorable

Reblog if you want (1) message that will make your...

WHO WANTS TO CUDDLE?!

internal-bleeding:

giggleandstuff-deactivated20110 asked: Hello there!! (^_^)
So, I just started following you and I re-blogged a couple things from you, and I was guess it might be rude if I didn't introduce myself. *cough*cough* My name is Bre, uhhh I like tumblr, and I do think your blog is pretty darn nice.

I know this isn't a question (yet).
So, here goes:
If you were a ghost who would you haunt?

400billionyears-deactivated2011 asked: Trinique :)

Reblog if you want your inbox full & you're...

400billionyears-deactivated2011 asked: Hi, I really like your name.

How to Make Love to a Trans Person

fuckyeahmenfolk: By Gabe Moses Forget the images you’ve learned to attach To words like cock and clit, Chest and breasts. Break those words open Like a paramedic cracking ribs To pump blood through a failing heart. Push your hands inside. Get them messy. Scratch new definitions on the bones. Get rid of the old words altogether. Make up new words. Call it a click or a ditto. Call it the sound he...

Have you ever wanted something, so badly, that it...

February 2011

SO, LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, THIS IS HOW THE...

tellmeguillermo: catfromjapan: King Colin won, as predicted. JESUS WAS COMPLETELY LOUD AND INSANE, AS PREDICTED. RDJ AND JUDE ARGUED LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE, AS PREDICTED. THERE WAS SOME CROSS DRESSING. HBC WAS ALSO FLAWLESS, AS PREDICTED. AND KIRK DOUGLAS COMPLETELY STOLE THE SHOW. ACCURATE

You Know You're Trans* When: #363 Your girlfriend...

I'm sick of fucking crying.

I’m tired of being in a RAAAAAAAAAAGE