at a hella cool castle
the groom channeled Thranduil and the Baratheons
the bridesmaids were elf maidens
the court jester and town crier were there
the cakes were gorgeous
luckily a friar was passing through town who was able to officiate (“mawwaige,” he said, “is what bwings us togevver today”)
the bride’s chariot was pulled by the most beautiful creature
unfortunately, as with all medieval weddings, there is the dragon problem
White people will use one black/ person of color who says
- Cultural appropriation isn’t a thing
- black face isn’t racist
- the N-word is just a word
and expect you to just accept it.
Use one white person out of millions as an example of racism and they won’t shut up about how “Not ALL white people…blah blah blah”.